Hot or Not

Dear Nikki pointed me to http://jacquelinepassey.blogs.com/blog/2006/08/dating_tip_qual.html this unbelievable hot chick- if you don’t believe she’s hot, just read the article. She tells you how hot she is.

I am a very high-quality woman. I know that sounds arrogant, but let’s consider the facts:

* I’m slim (whereas 62% of American women age 20 to 74 are overweight)
* I’m attractive (my new picture has been rated more attractive than 86% of the women on Hot or Not — and the women who upload their pictures are a self-selected sample that is probably already biased towards being more attractive than the general female population)
* I’m relatively young (whereas 82% of American adult women are over 30 years old)
* I’m intelligent (IQ tested at 145 when I was a child, which is 3 standard deviations above the mean — higher than 99.85% of the population. Even if I’ve gotten dumber as I’ve aged I’m probably still at least a 130, which is higher than 97.5% of the population.)
* I’m educated (whereas 77% of American women do not have bachelor’s degrees)
* I have my financial shit together (no debt, perfect credit history, 6+ months living expenses saved, adequate insurance, self employed)
* I have a strong libido and love having sex (my lover *never* has to beg, unless it’s for me to let him get some sleep!)
* Most of my interests tend to be more popular with men than women: science fiction, libertarianism, blogging, politics, economics, guns, gambling, etc.

Now, don’t go all sobby on me in your jealous, heartbroken fervor. I mean, we can’t all be as wonderful as some chick name…Well, who really gives a fuck what her name is? She’s so hawt and smaht. We can only dream of being her. I know I do.

*sigh*

Now that you’ve about ripped your eyes out from the sheer joy of reading the joy that was that post (*gag*) please turn your attention here. You’ll find amazingly beautiful pictures of our dream woman. Then you’ll laugh at yourself for being so jealous. I mean, honestly, what kind of highly intelligent, super-rich dream chick allows herself to go around with hairy eyebrows and yellow teeth (and, um, where’s the fab abs, sister?)?

Thanks for the giggle, Nikki.

P.S.

Don’t link to this chick. She’s using this as an opportunity to boost her page rank and try to make some money and linkage does that for her. So, if you pass along the link, make sure it’s text and not html. Thanks.

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