Have you ever seen those chocolate mousse yogurt commercials? I think they’re Dannon or Yoplait, but I may be wrong (and no, I have no intention of looking it up). Anyway, it’s got these chicks oohing and ahhing over this shit and saying stuff “It’s foot-massage good” and “It’s shoe-shopping good” and “Shopping for chocolate-covered heels good”….What? Stop right there, ladies, because I do believe that someone’s spiked your mousse yogurt shit.
Chocolate covered heels? Ok, supposedly women like chocolate and shopping for shoes. So someone decided it would be funny to put chocolate on a shoe and women would laugh and “so get it”. Sorry, you, mystery commercial writer person, have failed miserably. I can tell you that I, as a woman, would choke to death before I would eat chocolate off a fucking shoe. What the hell else are you supposed to do with them? If you wear them in the summer time- hell, even in a heated building during winter- everyone’s going to think you’re tracking dog shit around because the chocolate will be melting away. So, you supposed to go find these shoes, eat the chocolate off and then wear them? I guess is would work for those with foot fetishes, but, um, I’m pretty sure the majority of the population doesn’t have that kind of fetish. Unless chocolate-mousse yogurt makes you want to lick chocolate off of women’s foot wear, in which case to each his own, but I won’t be buying that shit.
And how much would chocolate-covered heels cost? What kind of chocolate would they use? Where would you purchase them? Can you get them filled with ice cream?
Point is, these ad writer’s need to stop with the stupid ass yogurt commercials (my last vent about commercials was Activia and their stupid college girl is constipated and has to wait 2 weeks to go out drinking with her pals…HA!). Does eating that much yogurt substitute actual brain cells with yeast cultures or something? I really want to know. These commercials want me to kick my t.v. and I’m pretty sure I’d be able to sue for mental distress.
That’s all for my rambling today. Gotta get back to work. And no I won’t be having chocolate-mousse yogurt for lunch.
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I’d like to stick my chocolate covered heel into their ever so warm mouth, just to see them choke.
Is that wrong?
Wrong? I think not. As a matter of fact, I’ll join you. Afterall, there are two of them and we don’t want you to over exert yourself.