I have this on my finger right now. Do you know how hard it is to type with one of these on? Shit! I don’t know why I’m even bothering because I’m on the hunt for a new doctor anyway. That heiffer didn’t even bother to show up at my appointment today. I waited for almost 45 minutes in the exam room when a nurse finally came in a told me she hadn’t come to work yet. 45 fucking minutes. Ain’t that some shit.
It’s no fucking wonder I’m in a bad mood. Piss! I hope a bee flies in her eye.
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I am so with you on this, JJ! Okay, remember my vertigo thing? That there is NO MEDICATION for? You just have to wait it out, get used to it, bla bla. I just made this huge-ass 3.5 hour physical therapy appointment for next Monday (another 1/2 vacation day wasted) to deal with it, but it just so happens that on Sunday I began a round of antibiotics for a supposedly unrelated sinus infection. Well, guess what? The dizziness is totally gone!! Just a coinkydink, right. I wonder how many peeps suffering from vertigo could be helped with antibiotics cuz this shit is really an ear infection? Fucking doctors and their fucking anti-antibiotics fucking fuckassery. Bees in their eyes, yeah!!!
You have a “Bad Request-Invalid Hostname” on your finger?
What’s that?
Paula,
Have I told you lately that I love you? Well, I do. Imagine a Dr. being wrong! Wonders never cease.
Oh, and I will be using “fuckassery” at some point in the future. Believe that.:)
Mark,
My link does too work! Blah!
Here’s where you should go
http://920mplusoximeter.respironics.com/
Feel free to copy and paste if the stupid link still doesn’t work for you.
I still don’t see it. But I had to wear a heart monitor after having my youngest. Imagine trying to breastfeed with all that shite strapped around your boobage!
As for that doctor, instead of a bee, how about a wire clothes hanger.
Yeah, can’t you tell I’ve watched one too many ‘horror’ movies. Bites.
Copy-Paste, Copy-Paste, Copy-Paste, Copy-Paste,…. Sheesh! I got the url right there! Awaiting, you should know that by now, oh Designer Ma’am.
She’s testing my oxygen levels because I get heartburn or some shit. Fucking doc knows more about me than I do, because she’s psychic or something. I do know that my heart rate stays about 110-115 when I’m standing up and when I sit it drops to 88-95. Is that normal?
Also, just for shits and giggles I’ve been flexing my finger a lot. This causes the blinking light to stop blinking and I’m pretty sure records me as ‘dead’. Ha! Take that, you beastly bitch!
Tomorrow I call my (hopefully) new doctor.