I lifted this from Paula, ’cause I wanna be her.
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (First pet and Current Street name): Brownie Beaver
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your Mum’s side, your favorite candy): Beula Hershey
3. YOUR “FLY GIRL/GUY” NAME: (first Initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name): J-Dan
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Kitty
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born): Dantah Columbus
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom’s maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in): Rusjemacol
7. TERRORIST NAME: (first name spelled backwards, your mom’s maiden name spelled backwards): Refinnej Yrollam
8. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The,” another favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink): The Green Tequila!
And now I tag everyone who dares lay eyes on this post. Mwahahahaha! The Green Tequila Strikes again!
P.S.
If I see the phrase “I think I just threw up a little in my mouth”, or any variation thereof, anymore I may just lay my head a big rock and bash it in with another big rock. Thanks.
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Your porn name’s great! And yeah I am sick to death of that phrase too.
Brownie Beaver
LOL–NO WAY!!! That’s the best
That phrase does bite, but did you ever see the PSA that Kathie Lee Gifford did… I think for Conan O’Brien or somesuch. OMG, that was a riot
Is your nearest cross street “Fillmore”, by any chance?
Bart Loretto.
Hmmm…
Wow, “Brownie Beaver” — I don’t know if that’s hot or if it makes me wanna get you to a doctor… like now.
‘The Adventures If Brownie Beaver’ and ‘Brownie Beaver Builds A Dam’ now on dvd in a store near you!
Too funny!
My porn name RAWKS, for real. I read “street name” and laughed my ass off. Honestly, what better street is there to live on for that?
did you ever see the PSA that Kathie Lee Gifford did… I think for Conan O’Brien or somesuch
No. Please, do tell.
I don’t know if that’s hot or if it makes me wanna get you to a doctor… like now.
Mwahahaha!
‘Brownie Beaver Builds A Dam’
Hahaha! Don’t be givin’ TheMan any ideas! Though, I have to tell you, you’re a little too good at making porn movie names.
If is supposed to be of….stupid keyboard! Yeah…its the keyboard’s fault.
me, good at porn movie names! Ah, never watched one a day in my life.
*dodges lightening*
Ha! I believe, ma’am, that I just saw you in an ad for one just two minutes ago. Hmm? What’s that about? Oh! You said “watched”, not starred in. My bad.:)
Rusjemacol
Sounds like some type of topical cream!!!
I was not in a porno! Although I have questions about some friends from college!!!
Here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiQ7TZvkFsI
Hey?? What about da speech?
We ALL wanna be Paula when we grow up, hon.
And yeah, the phrase “I just threw up in my mouth a little” makes me wanna throw up in a bucket. A LOT.
I watched the video…Mwahaha! Very funny. Oh! The speech? Well, I rocked, of course. Ok, well, I didn’t actually rock, but I stoned, so that was all good.
Welcome, The Zero Boss! I’m honored that you could pop in. I’m Paula’s sycophant, so by law I’m required to use that phrase every now and then.:)