Chatbots are fun

What have I been doing all day? Well, today I’ve been playing with a chatbot. It’s really fun. I configured this one. Put in a statement or a question then press enter. If she’s not being a bitch (I’m not really sure if this is an everyday thing or just today, but the server where it’s hosted is acting up) she’ll give you an answer/respond back. Please tell me the questions/statements you’ve entered so I can configure her better.

By the way, if you see an error where a lovely redhead should be (below) please try again later. That just means the bitch isn’t working and needs to be reloaded. Sorry ’bout that. I’m hoping the server will act better later.

Have fun.

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11 Comments

  1. PJ (24 comments.)
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 9:49 am | Permalink

    I asked her if those were her real boobs and she said “I can’t really speak for them!” What a smart ass.

  2. Paula (110 comments.)
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 12:07 pm | Permalink

    She’s gorgeous, but not much help with breakfast.

  3. Webmiztris (49 comments.)
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 2:44 pm | Permalink

    I asked her if the drapes matched the carpet. She said: “Some of them do, I think.”

    Interesting answer. ;)

  4. JennyJinx
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    PJ,

    She should say something different now.

    Paula,

    She only eats bits, bytes, and code I think.

    Webmiztris,

    What’s with the perversion? Don’t you want to know if you’re going to be rich? She gets that question a lot.

    Thanks for helping out. I’m using your questions to “train” her. I’m hoping it works.

  5. webmiztris (49 comments.)
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 4:43 pm | Permalink

    I’m sorry…I can’t control the perversion thing…LOL

    I asked her why the sky was blue and she said, “The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.”

    Well, la di dah!!! :)

  6. Schadenfreude (50 comments.)
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 5:34 pm | Permalink

    Bahahahaa.

    I asked: “If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

    She said: “Try it.”

    I dunno if that’s an invitation or a threat — I like her!

    Are you sure that wasn’t you just answering, JJ?

  7. JennyJinx
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    My bot is the bomb, isn’t she? But it looks like you guys scared her off. Figures. Blah!

    Webmiztris,

    She’s pretty smart, ain’t she? Hahaha!

    Schad,

    Every time you guys ask her something (or call her a dirty name…who’s been doing that?) I go in and input an answer for her. So, yeah, sometimes it really is me answering. Some of the stuff I leave alone, though, because it’s just too perfect. Honestly, what better answer for “Why is the sky blue?”

  8. Mark (49 comments.)
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 8:40 pm | Permalink

    I just asked her a question. When do I get the answer?

    And how??

  9. JennyJinx
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    Mark,

    You’ll have to ask her again. She’s a little touchy at night. Especially since all those pervs were being mean to her.

  10. JennyJinx
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    I asked her if she was tired and she said “No. I’m wide awake and ready for more.” Just so you know.:)

  11. Mark (49 comments.)
    Posted April 17, 2007 at 12:02 am | Permalink

    She’s a randy little minx!

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