A little this, A little that

Yes. I suck. No fucking doubt about it. I should be flogged. Today. Right now even. I am a bad, bad blogger chick. Ok, enough with the self-flagellation. Let’s get this party started.

Did you know Jericho was canceled? Neither did I. Until I found out the fans had devised a brilliant plan to bring it back. They sent CBS something like 50,000 pounds of nuts in protest. Good thing I didn’t know about this shit sooner because we so would’ve gone broke while Mama was working to save one of her most favorite shows of the 2006-2007 television season. No lie. Poor Baby would have had to go without her new swing set. Anyway, if you’re interested here’s the google low down. What the hell were they thinking anyway?

In other t.v. news, Ione of the idiot channels is bringing on a sitcom based on the Geico Caveman commercials. Can you believe that shit? Idiots.

My financial aid finally went through, despite the nefarious plotting of a close family member (if you’d have registered and signed in you’d know all about it. Too bad so sad.). Take that, motherfucker! Not only did it go through, but I’ll be getting a hefty check for an undisclosed amount to do with whatever the fuck I please. Oh yes, that is lovely. Oh, Vaio, I’ve been eyeing you and… I still can’t afford you. But I will have another (less expensive) kind of laptop soon. Take that, too, motherfucker! And shove it straight up your ass.
Also, graduation is getting moved up because Mama’s taking a full course load in 2008. Believe that.

In other good news, that other little thing is no longer an issue. What do you mean you didn’t know? Oh, well, see above in the parenthesis. Anyway, I have to say that I’m extremely relieved. Really.

Lil’ Miss’ dad has agreed to buy her a car. She’ll be leaving the 24th of this month and is thrilled. I’m pretty sure it’s because of the car. But the beach might have something to do with it. Shoot, if someone offered me a new car and life on a beach…

Still, the good news abounds. My job is back online. Money, money, Bay-bee! You’re thrilled, right? I thought so. I was really hoping that lottery thing would pay off, but alas looks like the world caught on. Oops. My bad.

We were coming home from somewhere today and I saw the most bizarre shit. There were three very large people sitting in their front yard (I’m assuming it was their’s though I can’t verify) amidst a pile of clothes. No really. It’s getting better. So, there were two women and a man. The women were sitting there is very large sports bras and the man had nothing on. One of the women was holding up a shirt. Now, from this glimpse of their activities I think that these crazy ass hillbillies were trying on clothes outside. Remember that pile of clothes? I meant a huge pile of clothes. And they weren’t having a fucking yard sale either. Note to crazy ass hillbillies: Please put that shit away ’cause that’s just nasty.

The dog got a hair cut. Now he looks like a freshly shorn sheep. For real. And she cut the hair around his wong- mostly. There’s still this one really long piece. And I’m a little OCD about that kind of stuff (strings, hairs, etc.). I just want to clip it. But dog wongs are nasty and I don’t wanna touch it. Plus he’s at that age where the pink part likes to pop out. EWW! What if it touches me? So, I’m stuck being driven crazy by this one hair and TheMan won’t even help a chick out. You’d think he’d give in after three hours of whining and just cut that damned hair. But no. He sucks.

By the way, I don’t think the dog likes his new hair cut. He’s been moping around for two days acting like he doesn’t know who we are. Poor guy. I don’t blame him. I mean, if I looked like a sheep I’d be pissed too.

There’s been lots of pain the last couple of days. Right now I’m suffering pretty damned bad, but am determined to update at all costs. See how much I love you guys? Hello? Anyone there?

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