I find myself monkey-ass drunk and commenting on blogs. What the fuck? In my defense, I am not an alcoholic and rarely partake in the nasty to this extent. However, I felt the utter need to just anesthetize myself. Why I have my browser open and am carrying on conversations is way beyond me.
An example of stupid shit I said?
g, I do believe Kilo may have to Google “provocative†as the only meaning he knows = big hairy guys yanking their stuff. Just sayin’.
I should not be allowed to blog while not sober.
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I’m not drunk, but I did just watch two Sopranos episodes in a row on DVD. God, they were so much better at the beginning! So witty, so fresh. I would go to bed, except I’m waiting up for my daughter and I have an earache, wah wah wah. I hope it’s gone by the morning and I don’t have to go to the doctor. Maybe it’s just congestion. Bah.
What is this weirdness about closed comments?
From JJ:
I forgot that I was waiting for 1,000 so I’m editing you comment to put in my response to it.
I’m sorry if that seems rude, but I don’t want to be the number 1,000.
Does # 1000 get a prize???
I did some drunk commenting last night, as well as some drunk e-mailing. I hope it all makes sense.
Miz UV,
Were you meaning “Comments for this post will be closed on 29 August 2007″? That’s one of plugins. It closes the comments automatically so that spammers don’t flood my database. I love it, love it, love it. Or were you talking about something else?
Joe,
Did you email me? ‘Cause if you did you sent it to the wrong address. Just sayin’. And I know there’s a couple of sites I’ll be staying away from for the next couple of days.:) Oopsie.
P.S.
I gave you a prize in the other thread. I hope you weren’t expecting money or chocolate.
Yah, I meant that.
I didn’t mean e-mail to you, just that I did some drunk e-mailing in general.
Heehee, that’s some funny shit! I drunk blog on occasion only to awake the next morn scared shitless that I pissed somebody off. Yeah…I roll like that. Always pissing folks off.
Hey, so Vegas 2020? That’s prolly when I’ll have the extra cash! Booo-yahhhh!
Whatever, Joe. I get it ok? Geez! Why are you so testy? OMG! And stop offending me. I swear I’ll take away you’re bomb-diggitiness. Try me, bucko.
Awaiting,
I’m soooo down, sister. I’ll be rich by then plus (let me do some math here…where’s the damned calculater?) Baby will be old enough to stay home without me. Shoot. And we’ll bring Lil’ Miss. On second thought no. We can have no witnesses. Mwahahaha!
I never blog while drunk. I just sound like I am.
I really should avoid it at all costs. However, I have to say after I went back and looked some of my stuff was downright funny. I miss being funny.:(
Hey, I’ve got a cadaver scam we could run for some Vegas cash. E-mail ME!
Joe - My wife has the 24th free, but I don’t think she’s up for what you suggested. Sadly, your money’s no good here.