I got a letter from my site host telling me that my data quota was almost met. Too much stuff on the server and all that. Oops. Anyway, while I was cleaning stuff out I decided to look at my site statistics. And for your viewing pleasure, I present June’s wackiest search terms.
- 2 6.06% not the mama dinosaur show hit dad upside the head [Two hits from this search term. Who else but mama dinosaurs show us how to hit dad upside the head?]
- 1 3.03% fucking my lil sis [Um, can we all say sick bastard?]
- 1 3.03% how to leave a loser husband [Did I inadvertently give that advice somewhere?]
- 1 3.03% images of nice babies [As opposed to mean, nasty babies, I suppose.]
- 1 3.03% not found on this server [Why is someone looking for what's not found on my server?]
- 1 3.03% really funny stuff [ Ha ]
- 1 3.03% really really funny stuff [Ha Ha]
- 1 3.03% religion is flawed [Um, no shit?]
Just for kicks we’ll add some from May. Unfortunately, it was a little slow around here for that month, mostly people looking for 1) funny stuff or 2) funny funny stuff. What was so funny I have no idea, but ok.
- 3 1.54% seperated wife is sleeping around [Three hits for this. Is there something here that tells you I'm either separated or sleeping around? I think not.]
- 2 1.03% don%27t forget [Amen. I think.]
- 2 1.03% funny turkey pictures [Ok, then. Turkey porn anyone? Mwahaha!]
- 2 1.03% richard nixon is the bomb diggity [I have nothing for this one. What the hell?]
I actually have nothing else to add. I’m blocked, people, blocked. And kind of busy. So, I’m making this an open thread. The second in the history of this site. What kind of strange search terms do people use to find your site?
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I’m such a slacker blogger nowadays I haven’t even installed a sitemeter on CC&S, so I have no idea who’s visiting, where they’re from, or why they’ve graced me with their presence. Except for all my wonderful commenters of course — they’re the bomb-diggity. Ultrablog used to get hits from the weirdest shit, as you can imagine. A bunch of sex searches from Iran for underaged girls, people desperately seeking Jonathan Brandmeier (an old Chicago deejay I mentioned ONCE), people looking for pics of women in slips (I blogged about how hard it’s getting to find half-slips lately), etc.
I’d say the biggest search term to hit my site is “I fucked my mom”. can you believe that?? ugh! I attract the sickos in real life AND blog life!
The weirdest I remember was “Picture of nice girl asshole” which came from Pakistan or somewhere equally romantic.
I remember Jonathan Brandmeier. He was Steve Dahl’s little butt buddy.
I also remember a TV show that was like a family sitcom with dinosaurs, and the baby called the dad “not the mama.” I don’t remember what it was called.
Jinxy, I leave for a few days and this is what I get? Oh wait, you’ve made four other posts since my last visit. But then you should know from your precious host statistics that.. ofuggit.
Joe - yer thinking of Gary Meier. Johnny B is awesome (and he’s back form L.A.)
The shoe was called “Dinosaurs” dur
O’Tim- You’re right, it was the “meier” that fooled me. I don’t remember being impressed with Jonathan, though. In fact, I don’t remember being impressed by anyone but Frank E (with a period) Lee.
And didn’t that dinosaur show kind of suck?
I’ve only just started with Statcounter, but the one that’s tickled my funnybone so far is “sniff my girlfriends feet”.
Not as risque as some of you guys I admit, but give me time.