I’ve got my own post! Yay!
I’m feelin’ the love, yo. Big smoochies to you too.
Now on to more important things.
- It’s downright frigid in my neck of the boondocks. Is fall coming early or what?
- I’m forced to use a cane on my bad days and my doctor still thinks it’s “not so bad”. Did I mention I’m 34?
- My dog vomits when he eats his food but has no problems eating rabbit turds, compost, rotten egg shells and stuff I have yet to identify.
- Lil’lady has decided it’s better to stand and pee on the carpet than to work hard by sitting on the chair. Wonderful.
- New meds= more wonkiness= what the hell was I saying again? I hate doctors.
- I haven’t kept up with politics in more than a week. Am I weaned?
- Lil’ Miss is staying in Florida afterall. She’s got a new little man and a job. Why come home?
- TheMan swears his clothes are shrinking. Uh-huh, sorry, bucko. You’re still growing.
- I want to visit Ireland.
- My dog comes with me every time I have to pee. Then waits for me to flush so he can partake of the goodness that is toilet water. Yum.
- “Design Star” on HGTV sucks.
- I have yet to read the new Harry Potter. Isn’t that sad? It’s hard to ignore all the spoilers out there. Someone help me.
- I have nothing else to add.
Writer’s block, ya know.
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What is with dogs? Ours heaves if you wait to long to feed him. Plus he’s just a spaz.
Peeing standing up rules. I’m just saying.
I saw your post. You really should be proud of it.
Vince,
It would extra nice if she would at least stand over the potty. Ya know? There’s only so much Resolve in the house.:)
othurme,
I am. I’m all blushing and covered with goose pimples. I’ll sleep well tonight.
Congrats! You’ve arrived! Soon you’ll have your very own minions!!
Doctors suck. Except when they help. Then they are gods.
I would mention that Cocoa has been yarking a lot less lately, except that would jinx it (no offense), so I won’t.
Good luck to Lil Miss!
I want to tell my dr to quit taking his own meds and take care of me. Think that would piss him off?
I miss my kid, but I’m glad she’s happy. All I know about her new guy is that “he smells so good!”. Oh, and she met him at work. A JOB! Yay!
Oh, and no worries. I am a jinx. Ask TheMan. He hasn’t won so much as a dollar since we met.
What is ‘your very own post”?
Dogs are weird…
” My dog vomits when he eats his food”
Changing food, right?
“I want to visit Ireland.”
Totally! Especially now that it isn’t blowing up all the time. Pub crawl!
I wouldn’t mind going to Ireland…heck, all of Europe for that matter. I love gourmet foods and would love the opportunity to try foods from different cultures, races, etc.
Hey…you catch the youtube/cnn debate? Joe Biden has stolen my heart. He super fine! Dude is sexay!
I haven’t even read the first Harry Potter yet. Some bastard let the cat out of the bag (apparently the boy’s a wizard!) so I thought I wouldn’t bother after that…
PS: I want to go to Cork and visit the Jameson’s distillery. And drink some proper Guinness in Dublin. And cycle down the Atlantic coast. And take a cruise down the Liffey. And the broad, majestic Shannon. And see a proper game of hurling. Yes, I might see you guys there then!
Oh yeah, I saw that post too! Congratulations! I remember my first one… it was a wonderful moment… a bit like being shouted at by Homer Simpson
Raejane,
You don’t want to know. Trust me.
Joe,
Nope. We did that once, but he wouldn’t eat the new, so we went back to the old. I think he’s just got a funny stomach. He did vomit after eating a shitty diaper, so…
Ireland is the bomb-diggity! (Hahaha, get it?) A friend of mine sent me pictures of the beach and I just fell in love. Pub hoppin’? Oh yes. You can count on that. FUN!
Awaiting,
Holy shit! Wassup, chica? No, I didn’t watch it. Hillary Clinton makes my eyes bleed. No really, she does. I have to avoid watching her move at all costs. You know what, though? Instead of hitting up Vegas we could just go all Euro. Can you imagine? OMG! They’d kick us out. Wonder if Tazzy and Piggy would put us up? Hehe.
Cheezy,
I LOVE JK Rowling. I don’t care what anyone else says. When I read those books I feel like I’ve done the Blue Skedoo thing (think Blue’s Clues, ok? Sheesh!). I’m almost itching to know who dies though. I don’t know if I’m going to be able to wait.
I think we should all meet in Ireland and have a grand party. They make fun of fat Americans, but I don’t care. I’ll make sure not to wear my Hawaiian shirts.:)
Yes, the post is magnificent, isn’t it? Certainly put me in my place. I have had some insults hurled my way, but ‘fuckwit’ tops them all. Man, what am I going to do? Time to hang up my blog, I guess. I’ve been bested. The King of the Intertubes has declared me unworthy.
I feel so, um, part of something now.:)
Guess who threw up last night? Dammit!!
Mwahahaha! I’m just glad I’m not alone in my misery.:)
JJ- Now, to move up to the “Inner Circle” Level of Achievement, you must inspire the creation of a New Rule. Good luck, loyal scout!
Ah, Joe, you really must go see this. Really, you should. I’ve been reduced to tears by “Fuck you, you whinging bitch”. My life will never be the same.
ah..it’s not something good.
well…congrats anyway?
I saw that, Jenny. One thing surprised me….. usually when he gets to that state of flusterment he can no longer type with any accuracy whatsoever. How he retained his focus this time I have no idea. Must be taking supplements.
Did anyone else notice that he’s claiming to be minding his own business at the end of that thread, yet his first comment on the thread was one of those veiled attack thingies he claims to hate? One very obviously aimed at JJ? Yet now he’s pretending that she went after him just for spite.
Raejane,
I strongly suggest that you try not to walk in that particular muck. It’s deep and nasty.
Joe,
Well, it’s not very difficult to tell someone to fuck off. Just go slow and it all works out.
Shh! Don’t tell anyone. They’re not supposed to know. The way the story plays out is he tells everyone who will listen how I constantly attack him and cause him hardship and I’m just EVUL. Me with all my blathering. Heh.
Now that I think about it I guess I wasn’t supposed to notice either. Guess I’m not the stupid fuckwit he’d like to believe I am. Oops.
Wait, I’ve seen that one before:
“You killed my father, JennyJinx!”
“Mark……..I AM your father!!!!!”
>Guess I’m not the stupid fuckwit he’d like to believe I am.
Plenty of THAT to go around…….
Mwahaha! What the hell? Joe, um, well, ok.:)
So, when is the funeral for the Mark-free Blogovia?
Next Tuesday at 8. Be there or be square.