I am going away until Sunday. I will be lost with no connection to the Intertubes or my fellow minions. I will be sad and lonely. You will be sad, because without my wit and wisdom what kind of light do you have to brighten up your days? We will be lost.
Mwahahahaha!!!!
Gods, I’m so full of shit.
Look here, people, this is going to be an open thread. If you feel the need to take me to task for whatever or to sell me some much needed Viagra this is the time to do it. Also, I like gambling, so go ahead and point me to 2,456,897 gambling sites. I need my fix, yo.
Here’s me hoping that I don’t get eaten by bears this time. Or big ass mosquitoes. Or Bigfoot.
P.S.
I will entertain you with my witty comments on Sunday. Be prepared. I’m coming for YOU.
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What’s wrong with being eaten by bears if they’re experienced and know what they’re doing? They got long tongues, yo!
It will indeed be a dull weekend without you wit, but it will build such anticipation for your next words of wisdom, the relief to read you again will be overwhelming. I may even need to lie down before I check your blog on Sunday! However, to relieve your boredom while away, I recommend bringing a Bible and reading Luke. Not to stressful on the mind, and if you mutter some “Praise the Lord’s” while reading it or suggesting to family members they should sit and discuss their salvation with you, I bet you’ll have plenty of peace!
COME BAK MINYON!! I NEEDZ U!!! I HAZ A SPESHILL CUPCAKE 4 U!!
Oops, I eated it.
Can I whine about my foot then? My foot hurts, wah wah wah. I can’t wear cute shooz now. Boo hoo hoo.
K BAI.
Maybe more whining laterz.
Who authorized time off?????? PAULA???
Dammit, I’m not causing extra chaos, carnage, and harassment just because SHE gets special treatment. You can find someone else to cover her shift.
Hey Jenny, just wanted to say thanks for all your contributions to Boiled Dinner. It’s time I hung it up, though. I’ll be around comments, so I’ll keep checking in on you. See you soon!
That’s too bad, Jeff. I hope all is well and life is going too good for time for blogging.
OMG! You advise reading the Bible and taking on a bear’s tongue in the same breath? For shame, Mr. Vince! I am appalled I tell you.
Mwahaha!
No, really, I’m not.
Also, I could’ve used some kind of guidance when wishing ill on my weekend neighbors. Man, oh man, if I’d have had a big ol’ boom box…
First of all, I’m not rubbing your foot. I don’t care how many lashings I get, it’s just not happening.
Secondly, why do you always do that to me? Why can’t I just have the cupcake?*sob*
Get busy, bucko. And quit trying to order me around. I don’t appreciate that. Also, quit giving people ulcers. They leave nasty messes all of the intertubes and it’s hard to get around.
By the way, I get special treatment because I AM special. See?
My foot still hurts. KBAI
You know what they say about big feet….maybe it won’t be such a bad encounter after all…
Hmmmm, he may be able to knock Joe Biden out of his top spot in my heart.
You said you liked threaded comments. Why aren’t you replying to me? *wah!*
But his breath smells like ass. Ewww.