Who’s the C student?

Via Blue Gal:

Cupcakes hate Bush (There ya go, Miz Uv.)

Our brilliant leader has once again proven why he was a C student and forced the rest of us to wonder how he manages to pull his own pants up in the morning.

Bush gave an intriguing description about what happens when businesses expand, as was the case here at a company run by a woman.

“You know, when you give a man more money in his pocket _ in this case, a woman _ more money in her pocket to expand a business, they build new buildings. And when somebody builds a new building, somebody has got to come and build the building.

“And when the building expanded, it prevented (sic) additional opportunities for people to work. Tax cuts matter. I’m going to spend some time talking about it,” the president said.

He offered a pointed description of his job.

“My job is a decision-making job. And as a result, I make a lot of decisions,” the president said.

He elaborated on that point later.

“I delegate to good people. I always tell Condi Rice, `I want to remind you, Madam Secretary, who has the Ph.D. and who was the C student. And I want to remind you who the adviser is and who the president is.’

“I got a lot of Ph.D.-types and smart people around me who come into the Oval Office and say, `Mr. President, here’s what’s on my mind.’ And I listen carefully to their advice. But having gathered the device (sic), I decide, you know, I say, `This is what we’re going to do.’ And it’s `Yes, sir, Mr. President.’ And then we get after it, implement policy.”

Bush, known for his impatience when fellow leaders rattle on, acknowledged he was doing the same himself in his opening remarks. [read the rest of the hilarity here]

Honestly, Jon Stewart was right. Who needs good comedy writers to mock this man when all we need is for him to open his mouth?

I weep.

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    6 Comments

    1. Miz UV (212 comments.)
      Posted October 5, 2007 at 9:57 am | Permalink

      LOL! He’s such an embarrassment. Why can’t the man SPEAK??? Sheesh, I sound like Henry Higgins now.

      So, um, where’s that cupcake shop?

    2. Posted October 5, 2007 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

      Not sure about that one. I’m pretty sure it’s not in Ohio though. :)

    3. Sour Grapes (23 comments.)
      Posted October 5, 2007 at 6:58 pm | Permalink

      How wonderful must it be to work for a strutty little bantam-cock like that for a boss? Hey, I’m dumber that yew but I’m still yewr boss and yew’re my bitch!

      What an object-lesson in man-management.

    4. Blue Gal (1 comments.)
      Posted October 6, 2007 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

      thanks hon for the linky love. Everything you and your commenters (gee you have smart commenters that’s a sign of a good blog — blogrolling ya) is true.

    5. Posted October 6, 2007 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

      Thanks for stopping by! Honestly, that pic is too good not to share, don’t you think? :)
      And I usually have more very smart commenters, but they’ve abandoned me since I was too busy to visit them. Very fickle those guys. Miz UV and SG are great though.

    6. Vince (94 comments.)
      Posted October 7, 2007 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

      What a sad state our country is in. His penis must be terribly tiny if he feels the need to prove his superiority to people with PhD’s.

      But you’re right, you can’t make up stuff this good. Thank God his time in office is almost up.

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