I’ve had a really, really, really bad day. It was so bad I’m not even going to go into details publicly. At the moment I am imbibing in some really, really, really good red wine and am totally drunk off my ASS. Oh, yes, Jinxie is drunk blogging, bitches. Love it!
Of course, I don’t have a whole lot to say when I’m drunk blogging because it’s so much damned work trying to keep the typos in check and trying to make sense… even when I’m too DRUNK to care. What the fuck? Who the hell can fix a typo when the Jalepeno chips are calling your name? And, really, who cares if I can’t spell ‘name’ right the first five times? Nobody. Except for grammar freaks and I don’t know any of them. Right? Mwahahahaha!!!
Overheard in the kitchen via Lil’lady (newly Jinxified should check out the Who’s Who section, awright?): Shut it up, you guys!
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I had a fucking migraine, took a fucking pill, and the fucking thing is still stabbing me in the eye. Fuck fuck fuck. I can say fuck here, right? Other than that, my day was just great. I bought a shirt with cupcakes on it. Did I try it on first? Fuck no. My head hurt too much. I hope you have a better day tomorrow.
I’m not drunk but I wish I was. Today is the official 9th day in a ROW that my hubby has been home from work on vacation. He TALKS ALL THE TIME. I CAN read. I AM NOT stupid. I want to feed him some crushed up sedatives so he will shut up for just an hour. O God Please Make Him Shut Up. Aaaarrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!
Last time I drunk blogged I deleted my template whoops! I hope its nice wine your drinking
Just floating by from entrecard, I haven’t brought any spam with me.
My weekend sucked, too, for reasons I don’t want to get into. Luckily, the meads I made over the summer are now drinkable, and not bad at all. In six months they’ll be downright GOOD.
Hey, now I see that my gravatar is finally back. Whatever you did, don’t undo it.
Huh? WHUH? What the heck did I miss being that my new years date stood my ass up and I am so ready to shoot his ass up with a beebee gun.
Please, what it be like???
Wish you well, this 2008…know that I LURB you!
Seriously, drunk!you type a hell lot better than drunk!me. When I’m drunk, I’m lucky if I can even power up my machine, let alone make a freakin’ blog post.
Happy y2k8!
PS: I’ma subscribing to this blog.
Miz UV,
It’s fabulous. (Cupcakes Rock!!)
Remember when I spoke about the benefits of marijuana? You should try it.
Karen,
Mwahahaha!!!
Honestly, I know just how you feel. TheMan has been on vacation for almost two weeks (that’s not counting the weekends… *sob*). He frowns at me very severely when I get online. Then he walks in every so often to stare at me in a most menacing way. Honestly, you’d think he’d get the hint the first time I told him I was looking at nekkid men-toys. Sheesh!
Claire,
Howdy!
I’ve broken my blog quite a few times. Yup. I usually do that stone sober though. Oops.
Speaking of which…
Joe,
I did NOT break my blog this time. I don’t know why you kept getting the mad little baby, really. Hee hee. But I promise not to do whatever it was that I didn’t do ever again.
Oh! And the pickles I made last summer are about ready too. What say we get together and eat pickles while getting sloshed? Sound fun?
Awa,
Holy shitballs! Long time no see. Of course, I don’t go blog surfing like I used to but…
That sucks that your date stood you up. Tell him I’m sending him a bad case of the burning gonorrhea for his efforts.
Lis,
Welcome! I’m glad you like the digs.
Honestly, you have no idea how hard it was to write. OMG! I swear I was sitting there pushing backspace more than anything else. And I was laughing. The dog thought I’d been invaded by the body snatchers and was barking at me. Of course, maybe I was speaking to him in dogese and didn’t realize it… hmmm, I didn’t consider that. My laugh is a little off like that.
Happy snarf blast to you too.