I’m supposed to be blogging every day for the Blog365 thing. I have already failed miserably. Didn’t take long either. I’m sorry to Team Gorilla Sushi, though. I wasn’t available to drop yesterday and, sadly, I didn’t receive many cards. Perhaps I should advertise? Hmmm…
My darling Jon Stewart is back on tv. I don’t know when it happened, with the writer’s strike I’ve been avoiding most programming like the plague1. Last night I happened upon TDS and thought “I haven’t seen it too much, so I’m sure I can handle some reruns.” I was fiending2 for my shit, man! At any rate, there was something slightly off about the whole. It was almost like they didn’t know any funny jokes. WTF?
Well, DUH! No writers.
Anyway, it got a little funny when they were reminiscing about Clinton’s blowjob and what Jon looked like back in the day. At one point he was wearing what I can only describe as a stripeless zoot suit. That was funny. Oh, and seeing The Blowjob revisited during the Hillary Clinton campaign just lit my fire. No, I don’t really give a flying fuck in two consenting adults had oral relations, but I’d love to see Hillary lose. So, bring on Monica!
Also, at one point Samantha Bee was doing her thing and who joins in the fun? My guy, Dennis! She had him ordering her some Mexican food with “sour cream on the side. Do you hear me, Kucinich? Sour cream on the side.” Then she gets her shit. Oops. No sour cream. “What the fuck is this?” Mwahaha!! I love Samantha Bee. I really love that Dennis was featured. Unfortunately, it seems that being part of a TDS skit is, um, well, the kiss of death. My guy, Paul Hackett, was featured once and sadly didn’t make it to the Senate.
What do you mean you don’t care about this shit? Holy shitballs, people, what do you want from me? I’m not a miracle worker, for gods’ sake!
In other completely non-related matters, Miz Uv joined the EC bandwagon. Now, everyone get your happy asses over there and drop a card on her. Word.
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Thanks! So far, I am liking EntreCard. We’ll see. I had to reject a fuckload of ad requests last night cuz they were all pure moneymaking things. One particularly annoyed me: there’s a blog with a kitten pic on the card, which links to a POST, and the post is full of cute kittens. Aww. Then you want to click “home,” thinking this is just a noob who didn’t know how to link properly, and fuck me if it’s not a total scam. I bet they have a card up for other single posts, hoping to draw in more idiots. I’m sure I’ll find it again.
I wrote a post about that shit. It’s around here somewhere. The marketers swarm on your ad as soon as you sign up. I think some of them subscribe to the “most recent” section. Bastards. I swear they make me want to poke out my eyeballs!!!
Sneaky, dirty, unethical, fucking turds….
Oh, I’m sorry. Where was I?
Here ya go.
P.S.
You should check out Cats with Thumbs. You’ll love it.
I have no expectations on the EC ads I place, silly. I advertise on sites I like! Oh, and popular sites.
Oh, and cheap sites.
Oh, and any site that mentions cheese or monkeys.
Aw, you really like me! I’m all blushing now. Stop it. ;P
I love monkeys. They rawk. Especially flying ones. Who fling poo. On my command. Yup.
I’d heard Stewart and Colbert were coming back on, but I can’t stay up that late. I too would like to see Hillary lose, but only because I’m tired of her talking a lot but not actually saying anything. “Look, I’ve been doing change for the last 20 years by whispering in my husband’s ear while he was fucking me!” Cause that’s her real experience on affecting change.
BTW, as far as discounts for doing homework, I will forgo my usual request of extortionary monetary remimbusement coupled with sexual favors for simply an exorbinant hourly rate of no less than $75. If those terms are acceptable, let’s talk contracts.
Hell, I couldn’t even begin to think I could post every day to my blog. Oh, and to go along with a couple of the other comments about the first day I joined entrecard I was overwhelmed with advert requests from the money making sites.
That’s ok, I can’t read 365 days a year either!
Blogging 365 days a year is a bit demanding isn’t it? Ah, the Clinton scandal. Good times, good times (especially for Bill).
Word baby girl. Who gives a shit if you write every day. Who has a freaking idea every single day? Nobody, that’s who. Secret Idea Think Tanks are being utilized, and from some of the posts lately I don’t think the tank inhabitants are getting enough to eat. Or possibly they are eating each other. And no, I don’t give a fuck about, as Comedy Central calls it…Clusterfuck 2008. As long as Hillary doesn’t win. I think everyone is on board with that though.
Sydwynd,
They’re on at 10 am and 8 pm also (the reruns of the previous night). Also, you can catch full eppys online. No excuses, Mister!
You’ll have to bill me on the money, but Ohio’s not that far from NY. Know what I’m sayin’? Wink, wink. (The dog’s been trying to hump anything that gets close to him, so we need to find him so “relief”.)
mikster,
Those marketers are on it, aren’t they? I wrote a warning about that around here somewhere. But, yeah, they got me too. They pretty much leave me alone now, though. I think it might be because of my lady-like demeanor. What do you think?
Nat,
Whew! That’s a relief! How’re you liking the EC thing so far? Do NOT venture into any marketing categories. You’ll cry if you do.
Leon,
This is why I fail. Supposedly you can do shit like save a draft for days you don’t feel like blogging. But I can go a whole week without popping into this joint. It would take a long flippin’ time to write that many posts. Shoot, better to keep folks wanting more. Ya know?
Karen,
Mwahaha!! You know, I think that some bloggers get on mailing lists of big guys and then just write about whatever they’re (the bigguns) are writing about.
Always have a plan and make a list! Everyone loves a list!.
Please wake me when something else comes on. *Yawn*
I can never do the blog365 thing. If I did, all of you will be seeing a bunch of “I had broccoli for lunch lololz” or “OMG I burped twice today!” type of posts just to make up the numbers.
I was going to clip my toenails. But Sam-I-Am saved me from the tedium.
I’m looking for videos of monkeys flinging poo. Have you seen any?
God bless YouTube.
Oh, ho ho….that’s classic. Thanks!
That Kucinich bit on TDS sounds great! I’ll have to watch out for that… I love Jon and TDS… Jason Jones is my favourite, but I still really miss Ed Helms…