Well, our primaries are over here. Who won? I have no clue. I stopped caring a long time ago. However, depending if you were watching Fox or NBC last night, the results were completely different. It was cracking me up. I thought about live blogging, then I got over it.
Other Sis was over the other night. She just wanted to hang. So we sat at the kitchen table and twiddled our thumbs for a while. There’s a reason for that, but… At any rate, someone finally said “Remember when..?” and that’s when it started. We started recalling stories from our teen years. To say we were a little wild would be to not say the whole truth. We weren’t hard core criminals, but we had a lot of fun walking that fine line.
We did a lot of partying back then. We drank when we weren’t supposed to and smoked some weed. We stayed out all night walking around town. I got into a few fights, blah blah blah. Anyway, Other Sis says:
I only smoked pot twice and I never really got high.
Mwahahaha! I started snorting trying to suppress my laughter. “I smoked but I didn’t inhale!” Sure. Well, I don’t know for sure what Bill did, but I was there for my sister’s antics.
Me: Bullshit.
Her: I never got high.
Me: Bullshit, Other Sis. I was there, remember? We shared the same pipe on more than one occasion. We partied together.
Her: Nope. It didn’t work for me and I couldn’t see what was so special so I didn’t do it anymore.
Me: Oh, for fuck’s sake, woman, there’s no one here you have to impress. I know. Remember? Maybe toward the end of high school you calmed down, but before that you were a weed-smokin’, cooler-swillin’1 hooch. You’re not foolin’ me.
*Insert much laughter and smacking of the table top here. I was rolling. It’s one thing to try to keep your past hidden from potential…whatevers, but I was in on her antics back in the day. I was almost pissing my pants listening to her silly denials. She was not amused.
I’m not trying to go back to relive “the good ol’ days” here. I was just asking for a little honesty. There was a lot of fucked up shit that happened when we were younger and those parts I can leave out. But her denials just confused me. And really, really annoyed me.
It was like my old best friend who told her daughters that she had never dated outside of her race and that Black guys were all criminals. Well, I didn’t know this until her daughter said something to me about it. I was so pissed I told her daughter the truth- that her mother dated more than one Black guy and that she was considering marrying one. I even had pictures to prove it. Do I have to tell you how that ended?2
I can understand that my sister didn’t want to air her laundry in public. But we were reminiscing together with only TheMan there to hear us. We were only drinking coffee and smoking nothing. We weren’t discussing this stuff in front of a studio audience. WTF?
I thought about it for a while and came up with a reason for her blatant denial. She has actually spent quite a lot of years maintaining the image of the good sister/daughter. She was, to some, better than DB and I. Always so helpful and decent and blah, blah, blah. That’s a fine image for her to have, except that I know better. I have always known better. But if she admits to me that she was as much of a heathen as I, then her little bubble would pop- even though no one else would know about it. As long as she didn’t admit to smoking pot and partying hard, then it didn’t happen with her and those memories were false (or maybe she got rid of them?). I guess I could have been more sensitive about it.
Yeah, right! No flippin’ way is she going to get away with denying that shit. Mwahahaha!! Sensitive my ass. I won’t tell her kids tales of our wild youth, but I can laugh at her knowingly whenever we’re around other folks. *snort*
By the way, TheMan already knew about our antics. I said nothing that shocked him. Though Other Sis tried to shock him a couple of time. It didn’t work. My husband knew I was a wild child before he married me. Shoot, that’s probably why he married me.
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Aren’t families great? I have a Sis that would screw anything that walked. Partied her ass off and did every drug out there. I know because like you we partied together more than once. Now that she is a respectable (choke choke) married woman and Mother talking to her you think she was the Queen of Sheba. The saliva mixed with saccharin dripping off her chin makes me gag.
Self denial is a tough thing.
Remind me not to tell you my secrets, though. I’d like to live in that world of denial about some things too.
I know they can be a pain, but I still wish I had a sister in my life.
Wild Child?
I wanna hear more!
My wildest was being caught as the ring leader of a “witch club” in the 6th grade.
Yes, my parents decided to perform their own exorcism….Beat-da-shit-outta-me.
It didn’t work.
I still tried to raise the dead with a ouija board made out of college ruled notebook paper.
It never worked.
Wonder if I should have tried wide ruled paper instead. Hmmm.
Thinkin’ of ya!
etta,
Silly goose should know better by now.
My sis cracks me up. I laughed so hard simply because we were alone at my kitchen table and she was still trying to weasel out of it.
Vince,
I wasn’t sharing any deeply held secrets. We grew up in a relatively small town and anyone that knew us then is privy to this information. She should have taken a lesson from me and said “Gawd, yes, I remember that. What the fuck was I thinking?” Then I wouldn’t have anything to blog about. LOL
Miz UV,
Aw. I’m sorry. I can be your pretend online sister if you want.
Awa,
Holy crap! You’re alive!
I bet you have some really interesting stories from your teenage years. Don’t lie.
And why on earth would you want to raise the dead? That’s just nasty.
LMAO Jennyjinx. I bet your sis is lovin’ you now…after this post! I loved your imagery though. I was laughing right along with you cause I have a sis that is the same way. I guess some folks just don’t like who they “used to” be and just can’t reconcile it with “who they are” now! I love remembering the past because it always reminds me of how lucky I am to be alive…lol
I love this post!
Out of all my sisters, I only maintain a close relationship with one, and we sure keep each other honest.