Where’s Jinxi?

I was thinking I should probably post a small update. You know, like where the hell I’ve been and stuff along those lines.

I’ve been in my skin- same place I’ve always been. When I jump out, you can jump in.

Anyway, I’ve got finals coming up and real life paying projects, so that’s been keeping my busy. And I shaved my legs.

I know, I know. I couldn’t believe it either. Took me a while to remember how. Almost lost a toe. No lie. It was ugly, folks. Really ugly.

Um, what else? Not doing a lot of blog reading. Doing lots of beating of children and men. Oh, and the drunks across the street are like monkeys to me. They’re so amusing. Seriously, I’d do the video thing but I don’t want any of you to hear my obnoxious laugh¹. Last summer I actually argued with TheMan about the chick that lives in one of the front apartments. I thought she was about 6 or 7 months pregnant. He said it was beer gut. We argued. Apparently, I really can be wrong. It’s beer gut.

Also, my math professor is still hot. What can I say? I swear to the goddess that he must have been the BIGGEST nerd in high school, though. There is no doubt in my mind. I think, though, that my tastes have, um, matured. That or I need to get out more. Still, yum.

That’s all for this edition of “Where’s Jinxi?” Tune in next time when I explain the complex artwork that is carpet mesh. Whoo-hoo!

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1. For real. Ask Awa. I sound like a donkey on crack drinking tequila who may have smoked too many cigars. Not pretty. [↩]

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