She dead, but, um…
May 13, 2008
The campaign might finally be over1 and China’s suffering a horrific tragedy. I could write about that. I could write about what I’ve been doing with myself all this time2 or how lovely my yard is3. I’m not feeling any of those subjects though. Blah.
I am, though, thoroughly amused and disgusted with this dude. Why, you ask? Well, see, um…
A Hackensack man has admitted to engaging in sexual activity with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman at a Teaneck hospital morgue where he worked.
Anthony Merino, 25, faces up to seven years in prison for desecrating human remains after a security guard saw him last year sexually abusing the body in the morgue at Holy Name Hospital.
Ok. Sick. Nasty. Revolting. But I dunno if he should go to jail for 7 years. Hello? C’mon, the man is obviously in need of some psychological help4. He very clearly needs some kind of shock therapy and quite possibly even a lobotomy, but I don’t think he needs jailed.
The fact is the woman was dead. Yes, her family and members of her community are outraged that her little body was used in such a way, but did she mind? She’s no longer in the body and wasn’t really party to the sexing up. She’s moved on to a better place, right?
My belief system pretty much says that the body becomes a shell after the last breath has been taken (expelled) and that the soul has transcended and then either moved to a higher plane or moves into a new body (reincarnation). So, before anyone tries to chastise me, understand that I do have respect for the family’s feelings of grief, but I don’t think the dead lady is going to think twice about her old body. She’s perfectly content doing her thing on the other side. Her family is dealing with their grief and are probably wanting to string dude up, but…
Anyway, as sick as that is (that guy really needs some help), I had to laugh at a comment here.
Even though everyone’s comments were funny.. this is a gross story. BTW what’s up with an old lady corpse?? You know you are a loser when even in a morgue the only thing you can get is a old lady. LOL
Now, would I get upset if this happened to my mother or grandmother? Yes. I would. But I would think this guy is one sick puppy and needs some serious time in the psych hospital. Shoot, maybe even study him, poke him and do some nasty research on him. But what purpose would it be for the nasty fucker to go jail? None. Though I’m sure someone would find use for his disgusting ass.
Here’s a note to all who love and cherish me:
Please cremate me. Right away. Don’t wait until sundown or sunup. Just do it. As much as I think the dead lady didn’t care one iota what was happening to her old shell (I do believe that) I shudder to think some piece of shit psycho freak is poking my dusty, dried up vagina. Gah!
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May 13th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I would agree that 7 years is harsh. Maybe a suspended sentance and all. Necrophelia is just gross and creepy. But as you said, the “person” getting “violated” isn’t really. It’s more of an outrage for the family.
However, in the guys defense, how many hot chicks end up in the morgue in the first place?
May 13th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
“my dusty, dried up vagina” I’m assuming it’ll get that way AFTER you die?
May 13th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
The comments were a hoot!
Yeah, I agree. Prison for this seems harsh. Can the dude be cured? Can he learn to be attracted to breathing people? How about if we start small, like show him pics of middle-aged women in comas on ventilators…
I also want to be cremated as soon as I die. Frankly, I’m less worried about the necrophiliacs as I am about w*rms. I really hate those fuckers and don’t want them crawling on me.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
The consensus seems to be that the guy is seriously up-fucked because he diddled a dead person, but that it’s even worse that she was way old. Isn’t that nuts? Is he expected to be a necrophiliac, but you know still have standards?
May 15th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Man, that’s sick. I don’t know how familiar you’re with wank communities. Have you read about the guy whose “wife” is a horse?
Entire Darkhorseman saga on FW wiki
May 15th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
First of all, I would like to thank everyone for not telling me I had a HUGE typo in the title. Yup. Thanks.
I’m not changing it either. Fuck it.
Vince,
“Hot chicks” and “morgue” in the same sentence just makes my skin crawl. Ya know? Yuck!
Jason,
That’s what I was hoping. Of course, you never can tell what could happen between now and then. I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t for tampons I’d have a serious cobweb problem down there right now though. For real. It’s scary.
Miz UV,
That was my original reason for wanting cremated. My second reason was that I didn’t want anyone digging me up in 3,000 and sticking my happy, dried up ass in a museum. Of course, it would be a hoot if they thought I was some kind of princess or something. Mwahahaha!!
SG,
Apparently not. Apparently the first criteria is that she (or he) stay completely still and be clean. I don’t know for sure, but I’m thinking they don’t even have to be whole to be suitable candidates for this type of thing. Ya know?
May 15th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Lis,
How cool is that that we posted at the same time?
Anyway, no I didn’t hear about that. And I’m pretty sure that I don’t want to read that.
Jason? Can you investigate please? Let me know if it’s safe? Thanks.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
P.S.
If you can log in, please do. If you can’t, well, I’m sorry but registration is closed and private posts are for my closest blog friends.
May 19th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Ha! Your last paragraph made me lol. I have to tell you that you are definately going on my blogroll. I have enjoyed every minute reading you.