I am so tired. I can’t even tell you properly. Today is the second day in a row that I was up at 6 am. If you know me at all, you know that I hate getting up before 9 am. I am not now, nor have I ever been, a morning person1. Anyway, between kids (ok, just one) getting on my last nerve and my husband getting on all the other nerves it’s a wonder I’m even able to function today. Seriously, I’m looking at tropical island destinations and wondering how long it will take me to swim there.
In school news, I started classes yesterday. Math was my very first course of the semester and I have the same professor that I had last semester. It’s seriously teh suhweet. Except for the part where we have to take a test every Wednesday. I also have to write my very first C++ program/code thing2 and read 3 chapters in my ethics class so I can write 2 paragraphs for each discussion on our WebCT (there are 5 discussions listed- not including the obligatory “Introduction” thread). I have yet to meet my Hon. Coll. teacher. I’m sure I’ll have to write a 10 page report by next week. Wheee!!!! Am I getting smart yet? Because, um, I certainly don’t feel like it.
In other news, you can see a PUMA live and in charge here. No, seriously, watch the video when you get the chance. The woman (Cristi I-don’t-Care-What-Her-Last-Name-Is) starts off by saying that Obama was registered in a Muslim madrassa, then she says that he was registered as a Muslim and she has a report from a Congressional investigator. When Chris Matthews asks for proof and dogs her a little, she switches it up and insists that she actually said “former” Congressional investigator. Mwahaha!! Seriously, watch it if only for proof of the way she changes her story every so slightly every single time Matthews prods her. It’s hilariously representative of what the PUMAs have been doing for months.
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Dear Borg-Sister,
I hate the frackin’ FM. You find that nice tropical island, and I’ll drive us there. No swimming. Too much tiredness will happen from that. We will leave our respective offspring and significant others right where they are.
The Other Tired and Stressed One
You sound like my wife. I think she’s ready to kill all the boys in the house right now.
Taking courses doesn’t make you smarter, it just proves to people that you know how to work your ass off. Which it sounds like you’re doing.
Ewww math.
And ewwww PUMAs.
Getting up early… ewwwww!
But YAH for getting smarter in the process, lol.
Borg Sis,
I know you understand. FM sucks monkey ass and my family, er, I mean, my stress levels are getting up there.
As far as swimming, I’m so anxious to get there, I have jet flames shooting out of my ass. So, all you have to do is hop on and we’ll be like David Hasslehoff in that one Spongebob episode.
Vince,
If I’m not getting smarter, then why am I paying this money? I swear I’d better pick up something or I will put a curse on every faculty member at that university. As a matter of fact, I better come out two steps down from a Harvard grad.
Mwahaha!! Yeah. Right. Still…grrrr…
Monique,
You haven’t seen my math prof. He is, as the young ones say, yummy. And he doesn’t allow the chatterboxes to get out of control.
PUMAs are getting just sad now. It’s not a whole lot of fun mocking them anymore. *sigh* I do believe their reign is coming to an end.
You ROCK for pursuing your degree! Great example for the girls, too.
THIS WOMAN IS NOT FROM PUMA~ SHE IS A PART OF “CLINTON4McCAIN”! IF YOU ARE GOING TO REPORT SOMETHING, GET IT RIGHT~ I AGREE SHE SOUNDED LIKE A LOONEY~ BUT THEN AGAIN, THERE ARE OTHERS THAT HAVE THAT INFO~ ON BLOGS~ EVEN THE COPY OF THE REGISTRATION OF BO IN INDONESIA SCHOOL~ IT WAS THE WAY SHE PRESENTED IT AND BEING FLIP WITH HER MOUTH THAT TOOK AWAY HER CREDIBILITY~ I DID LIKE YOUR VIDEO~ FUNNY! PUMAS DO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR YA KNOW!! LOL…
OHHH JENNYJINX
PUMAS ARE NOT COMING TO AN END!!! WHAT EVER GAVEE YOU THAT IDEA~ WE WERE THE ONE TO HELP GET 300 + DELEGATES TO SIGN HILLARY INTO NOMINATION ROLL CALL~ LET ME ASK, WHAT DO YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT THE ELECTION? NAME ME ONE POSITIVE THING BO HAS ACCOMPLISHED WHILE IN OFFICE? HMMMMMM… I THOUGHT SO~ NOTHING!! (PRESENT) LOL… WATCH THIS AND LEARN WHY WE ARE FIGHTING THE DNC~ ANYONE WHO VOTE BO ONLY CONDONES THE FRAUD COMMITTED BY THE DEM PARTY!!!
Southwhothefuckcares
First, learn proper grammar and punctuation before you try to chastise me for anything I’ve written. Also, the next time you post anything here, make sure to turn off you caps lock. Your idiotic post just proves my point that PUMAs are fucking idiots.
What happened to the money that was supposedly used to pay down Hillary’s debt?
One positive thing about Obama? Well, he made the party cockroaches scurry out into the light, didn’t he? And he is bringing those of us who really care about the country come together. If it weren’t for him I would still be naive enough to believe Democrats gave a shit about people other than themselves.
Oh, wait! I forgot. You’re not a Democrat, are you? Just a simpering, pathetic ignorant little shit-stirrer looking to spread more hate to further the Repub cause. Woo-hoo! Look at you and your bad ass with you mad typing skillz. Stop before you make me cry.
Yes, that is me laughing at you because you are a joke. If you’d get out of your sorry little bubble you’d realize that you’re only so important as to provide a comedic relief to the real problems in this country. You and your ilk serve no other purpose for me.
Oh, did I hurt your widdle feelings and make it so you can never vote for the incompetent Black male again? Good! I don’t want your illiterate, self-hating ass in my party anyway. PUMAs like you – who are supporting McCain and his damsel in waiting- are shit to me and there is no way, no how that I will ever welcome you into my sphere.
Where is that money that was supposed to pay down Hillary’s debt?
P.S.
In case you didn’t notice, you really are fading from the lime light, little twit. Better go somewhere else and try to help PUMAs get important again. November’s almost here and what happens after that? Oh, yes, Darragh and Will go back to being out Republicans and you’re stuck footing their bills. Woohoo!
Where is all that money, anyway? Thought they paid off Hillary’s debt. What happened with that?
DEMOCRATREPUBLICAN! SO TRY ANOTHER AIM OF ATTACK!! I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR A POS THAT STEALS THE VOTES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!! I GUESS THOSE PEOPLE IN THE VIDEOS ABOVE ARE ALL LIARS?!! I THINK YOU HAVE IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND SWEETIE~ WE ARE CERTAINLY NOT THE COCKROACHES! “SKILLZ”? LOL.. EBONICS?? NOW I SEE!! LOL.. BLACK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! PLAY THAT RACE CARD!! SHOWS “YOUR” IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY!!! GIVE ME POWELL OR CONDI OR ANY OTHER “AMERICAN” BLACK THAT HAS EXPERIENCE AND IS NOT A THUG MAC DADDY THAT HAS TO STEAL THE VOTES FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND GOES AROUND COMMITTING THE CAUCUS FRAUD AS SEEN ABOVE!! THAT’S WHAT YOU SUPPORT! HATE? YOU SPEAK OF HATE? WHEN IN HISTORY HAS ANY OTHER CANDIDATE INVOKED SO MUCH HATE BETWEEN AMERICANS? AHHHHHHHH…. JUST YOUR SORRY ASS HAS CHICAGO THUG!!! WHO DIDN’T KNOW THAT HE WOULD CRY RACIST TO TRY TO BENEFIT HIS SORRY ASS!!! AND I LIKE MY CAP’S!! AND I AM SO HAPPY IT GET’S YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD!!!! LMAO!!!McCAIN/PALIN O8
COUNTRY FIRST!
Dear SouthSoDumbYouCan’tRead,
I realize that your borg has sent you on a mission, but I have a comment policy. Before you post here again, read it. Understand it. And then proceed.
Your last comment has been edited so as not to offend the sensitivities of people who know how to use the Internet.
I don’t need to allow your illiterate ass any freedom on my blog. It is, after all, my blog. Because I would never be able to post at any of the barnyard blogs I don’t feel the need to be civil to you here. If you want civility, you’d be better off looking somewhere else.
Oh, and deleting your own comments and claiming censorship doesn’t work here, you blathering flippin’ idiot. I get an email for every comment. I save them. When you delete your own email, I reinstate it. In terms you might understand- I can put it where it was before.
Ok, so it’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking anything when I read the PUMA comment. Entirely too funny!!! Those Republicans sure do know how to make people laugh.
The funniest part is thinking that just because Palin has a vagina she’s also got a brain. Hillary has a brain. Palin… not so much.
And my FM is getting worse, which is completely pissing me off.
They’re like that all over the Intertoobs. Like roaches in a pantry. It’s disgusting.
My FM isn’t doing me any favors either. I need a pill. Or a bottle of tequila.
Oh, Francine D., why would you send me an email with your real name in the header? That just proves to me you’re an unintelligent pimple on the ass of the world.
Please see the front page and then UNSUBSCRIBE yourself from this comment thread, twit. Follow the directions in the email. You’ll see them at the bottom.
For fuck’s sake, learn a little about the Internet and blogs before venturing out again. You made yourself look like a real nitwit, Francine.
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